Whenever I feel paranoid,
I really must confess,
My attitude gets greatly buoyed
By the website of DHS
There's a little thingy there
I call the threat-o-mat
That lets the DHSers share
Where the threat level's at.
If the threat-o-mat shows red
You'll be alarmed to know
You're just this side of getting dead
So to the shelter go.
But if the threat-o-thing is green
To hide I'm sure is no more use.
What worries me is what t'will mean
If that damn thing should display puce.
(With apologies to that poor underpaid devil, Tom Ridge.. )
The Washington Post.
Image of the Threatometer